Marge: All right. Look at those funny little whiskers. Good for you, pal. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Marge: Homer! I'll go first. What about that history test? Homer: Oh, man, $2.00? Marge: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You can't help being dumb. I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you. Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog. Bart: Fine, then-- Wait. Ned: You bet. Lisa: Have some fun. Let me check my schedule. I've been failing a lot of tests recently. Marge: Well, you certainly captured the moment. Homer: We all loved that quilt. It's gonna be hell. Bart's got his vision back! Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. Choose one to start playing: Take Quiz: Single Page HTML format. Homer: No! The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me! I want to see both of you after class. Stop! Getting some exercise? Played 726 times. From now on, you sit in the back row. Brad Sherman, Maria Elena Rodriguez This is not for you! Homer: No! They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure.". All right! In the episode, the fourth grade students of Springfield Elementary School decide to spike Edna Krabappel's coffee in order to teach her a lesson after she takes away their cell phones. Teen Dream, Teen Scream... and Teen Steam magazine? That's my food! Homer: Bart! Concentrate, man! Homer: So, what does my little girl want? I truly believed you were Hemingway. -- "Bart Gets Famous" Bart then tells Marge he's got a job in the show business, helping Krusty the Klown after school. Correct the dog! I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. Homer: Hello? George Niciforos, Matthew Sawelson Life's too short! Di episode ini Bart Simpsons selama beberapa kali tidak lulus ujian sejarah dan psikiater sekolah menganjurkan orang tua Bart bahwa ia tidak naik kelas. Take a walk. Hand me your paper. We're having a family meeting! If Lisa stays home, I stay home. Last night, you prayed for this. The Bouvier family quilt. So what's in your head? Shake hands. Bart: School's your answer to everything.... Emily Winthrop: What lovely handwriting. Is it ready? Now that's a sewing finger, honey. (laughs). Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Just tape my lunch box to my hand. I guess you'll be missing a week of school. Stupid dog! I just dip in and out. Mark McJimsey Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah blahblablablahBLABLAH..? They laugh at me? Relax, man. "The Simpsons" Bart Gets an F (TV Episode 1990) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yo, hairy bro. You're only ten. Krusty: You're my best friend. If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. Déanann Mayor Quimby a chéad cuma san eipeasóid.. Tagairtí You're a water monster. Homer: Now, Marge, honey... come on, don't get upset. Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. It aired originally on the Fox network in the United States on October 11, 1990. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. (babbling nonsense). I want you in my corner, horney. Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. Homer: No! Julia Kim Mrs. Krabappel: Blablahblblah blahblahblablahblah? Marge: I didn't know then. Says "I love you" on command. Oh, man. You already know that with a little love... any puppy will grow up to be a bundle of joy. Don't spend your last hours together tormenting the poor creature. Marge: I don't know. Hear what? Homer: Look at that get-up. Homer: Okay, Flanders, you're the boss! Homer: Property... of Homer J. Simpson. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. (hands her the test) Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. purposes of copyright and other laws. Maybe one more dish. Otto: Bart-dude! Marge: This patch commemorates the destruction of the old quilt. One, like a friend. I'd like to rely on your diagnosis, but it'd be derelict of me to do so. If I could borrow... ..."Satan's Little Helper.". Lisa: Oowww! I need your help. Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. Sit! I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day... the funnest day in the history of Springfield! I said, sit! I passed! Feel free to share your own opinion- we do want to hear from you! See? Homer: Well, well, "Mr. Universe" takes a walk. Ned: Ooh! Damn thing never goes over, does it? Bart: Since you get paid either way... would it be a big deal to just let my dog pass? Stay away! That's it? Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! This is not for you! A teacher strike, a power failure. Marge: Well, Lisa, here it is. Ned: Well, they're not giving them away. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. Micheal McCusker That's my food! After chewing up Homer's new sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is sent to obedience school. I got a test I'm not ready for. See the fear? Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. Homer: No! Available Formats. Go home, boy. Stop! Well done. Macamademia nuts. Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Bart Gets an "F"", den dara sraith The Simpsons ar an 11 Deireadh Fómhair 1990. Lewis Let me write this down. No, you don't understand. Think, Simpson! If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog... ...can we keep him then? Students, prepare to be dazzled. Such a neat dog. Sylvia Winfield: Simpson this is Sylvia Winfield. A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. Lisa: On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. Bart: Hey, Otto man. Oh, the kissing disease. Bart failed his last four exams. In return, Bart teaches Martin how to be more popular. D'fhéach 23.6 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. I'm insulted. As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. Try again, if you dare! I know. It's not the end of the world. Bart: I'm sorry. You can't hold me back. Stupid dog! Oh, no, I … Script Supervisor: Doris Grau. Kent Brockman: A manhunt, or "woman-hunt", is on--. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. No! Mom, what will we do if the dog doesn't learn anything? A 12 on state capitals! And we'll need a fern. I think you're on the mend. I'll put it on the refrigerator. On “Bart Gets an F” he really comes into his own, whether an overwhelmed Miss Krabappel is gushing of Prince’s one-man show, “There were moments I truly believed you were Hemingway. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! Marge: Come on, Homer. Twice. Isn't that amazing? As such, he is stuck with his weekly chalkboard punishment. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. He's a wet boy, isn't he? After that backfires, Bart prays to … I'm sorry, Bart. In this episode, Bart Simpson fails four consecutive history exams, and the school psychiatrist recommends he repeat the fourth grade. Winthrop: Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Stay, boy! Marge: No, I'm afraid I agree with your father. I passed! I don't know why I should care... but the information that you just received is erroneous. Stay! Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. Ned: Simpson! He dances through thehallway, then resumes his histrionics when he reaches the nurse's office. It's a school day. Winthrop: Ladies and gentlemen. Bart Gets an F simple powerpoint « on: December 04, 2014, 01:30:57 pm » I took the template for the Simpsons bomb game and made it more of a simple activity where the students would watch the 'Bart Gets an F' episode then answer the questions from the slides. Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God. Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? Krusty: You know, yours is the only show I'll do. Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. I asked for a miracle, and I got it. Good luck! What a question! Oh, sure. Can you crash the bus? But you can't get too attached to-- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! That reminds me. The old Martin no longer exists. The granddaddy of them all. Difficulty: Average. You know, 1754. Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. Hide! He’s a kid who exhibits creativity and ingenuity, but in none of the ways that involve standardized tests and book reports. Homer: Good dog! Pamela Kleibrink Thompson, JPeter Avanzino All right, let's take care of some business. Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Bart Gets an F.Bart enlists Martin's help after he fails yet another test and may have to repeat the fourth grade. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons... and your Euclidian algorithms. Homer: Lenny, I need to leave. It won't be so bad. Bleech!” Bart Simpson Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. Lisa: Oh, no. Your canine is in my pool again. Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. To live. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation! Which way do you think that was? That's closed too. Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 308 times this month, and 1939 times total. Deadly mothballs. Your sanctuary from the frenzy of modern life. Sylvia Winfield: There's only one family on this block... No, on Earth inconsiderate enough to let that monster roam free! Like this. What's your favorite subject? Plota Táirgeadh. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! Assassins! Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. He taught me that music is a fire in your belly that comes out your mouth, so you better stick an instrument in front of it. I got held back in the fourth grade. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Come on! Bart: All right. Go get it, boy! Goodbye, Lisa. Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. You're my best friend. Better skedaddle-y-do. Directed by David Silverman. Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! My little girl is growing up. "Bart Gets an "F"" is the first episode ofThe Simpsons'second season. Let go! Winthrop: You don't know how often I'm asked that. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 4, 2009.. Another year together. The mumps? Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? I really tried. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. It's only fair. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Have a toffee. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. Owwww! Dr. Hibbert: Yeah, it looks like little Lisa has the mumps. I don't know now. Lay down! Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. In "Bart Gets an F", Bart struggles to study for an important exam after realizing the consequences that he may incur if he happens to fail yet another test. You get rest and have a lollipop. Sit! They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates. In this episode, Bart fails four history exams in a row and the school … Scríobh David M. Stern an eipeasóid seo. Such an obscure reference deserves an extra point. This is the final straw! Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films. Good boy! I think you have the mumps. I order you to buy those shoes! How many of these guys are named Corey? Is that it? This is as good as I can do, and I still failed. I do not care who kills who. Man: That's because that's the way you love it, baby. The other, like a hose without a fireman. Winthrop: I see. What's the matter? Marge: Well, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here. Stay! It's me, Homer! You can't give my dog away! Marge: For five generations, women in our family have added to it. This motion picture is protected under laws of the United States and other countries. Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. Marge: My quilt! Bart: Yes, ma'am. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... One of his problems is a short attention span. All right, take one and pass the rest back. Bart: See, boy? Marge: Lisa, you don't look well. (groans) Are you going deaf, or are you just stupid? I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear... choke chain. You're right. Bart, I warned you. You know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor. If you knew how to learn-- Sit. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. Go home. We have time for one more report. Bart: No! Look in my eyes. Roll over. It could be the best thing to happen to you. Maybe it would help him to be left back. At some unfortunate point in the past few weeks I listened through Green Day’s Dookie as a part of working through Rolling Stone’s top 40 albums of 1994.For 39:38, I felt like I was somewhere between a mild nightmare and purgatory. The little tiger tries so hard. Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? Class is over. Now, stay. Any similarity to actual persons or In the episode,Bartfails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bartrepeat the fourth grade. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Roll over. Spoil yourself. That's another F. Bart: (very upset.) Winthrop: Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits! Well, okay, you're the sickie. Unauthorized It's so unfair. In "Bart Gets an F", Bart struggles to study for an important exam after realizing the consequences that he may incur if he happens to fail yet another test. Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe... as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep, one by one. Posts about Bart Gets an F written by conservativechristiankid. (babbling nonsense) Lay down. Lisa: Bad dog! Winthrop: Bart! Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Such responsibility for such a little girl. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! 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