script. They said he died jogging, but I never believed it. Ladies and gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate Bob Dole. I think we can do without the crack pipe. Attention, lovers of studio perfectionism. It's a two-party system. These are just square pancakes. Only invisible killer I believe in is God. And hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil," but it ain't gonna happen. Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know. I made a pigeon-rat. You think your dad will pay for college? So I played with my imaginary friend, Rachel. Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. Treehouse of Horror VIII Treehouse of Horror VIII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. [Dr. Hibbert Narrating] A routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil. The waffle iron's in the shop. One of you guys! watch 01:20. Judith Owen: ♪ 600 ♪ Bart's just my brother. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Throw your vote away. [No Audible Dialogue] Oh, no. In the eighth annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Homer Simpson is the last man left alive when a neutron bomb destroys Springfield until a gang of mutants come after him, Homer buys a transporter that Bart uses to switch bodies … An election. I voted for Kodos. See? [Yelps, Screams] [Continues Screaming] Ah. I can't breathe in here. Maybe it was just the cat. I understand. [Chuckles]. Because in America, everything's way too early. "Treehouse of Horror VII" is the first episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. [Heavy Switch Bangs] Huh? [Crowd Murmuring] Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. To take your mind off your troubles, I will sponsor a no-holds-barred battle to the death among our cutest children. We are merely exchanging long protein strings. ("BABYLON SISTERS" BY STEELY DAN BEGINS PLAYING). Directed by Mark Kirkland. You got yourself into that acronym. Good lines, nice balance. This page's transcript is incomplete for the following reason: Missing speakers and actions Remove this template once any and all issues are resolved. No. [Gasps] The unsold copies of Dad's autobiography. Don't make me come down there! What? We are travelers from a certain nearby ringed planet... whose name we'd prefer not to mention. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. [Both Chortling] [Chortling Continues] [Crowd Murmuring] All hail President Kang! This is also the first Treehouse of Horror episode to be a season premiere. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to. Excellent. [Yells, Grunts] Kent Brockman here with "Campaign '96: America Flips a Coin." This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. And they'll blame you because nobody else can see me. Don't know what's in 'em, but they're sure glad to see me. Well, perhaps we're all a little crazy. “Must eat more fat people, thank God I'm in America.” Homer Simpson[src] "Treehouse of Horror XVII" is the seventeenth Treehouse of Horror episode and the fourth episode of Season 18. You can be sure of that. Treehouse of Horror VII: The Thing and I. ; Adults Are Useless: Not only are the parents responsible for Willy going on his road to vengeance (choosing to talk about school lunch menus rather than save his life), but they do … Hugo is loose! Il brûle l'intérieur avec un briquet mais se brûle en même temps. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. Who needs a car wash when you can just drive around in the rain? W-Well, chalk this one up to carelessness on my part. [Muffled Swearing] [Gasps] Hold on, guys. Ahhh, the old fishin' hole. He was actually killed by our greatest nemesis. If you and I are gonna whup these one-eyed space fellas... we're gonna have to set aside our differences. The script originally called for Kodos and Kang to look over the smoking ruins of Springfield and say "This sure is a lot like Iraq will be." It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 26, 1997. He returns! These candidates make me want to vomit in terror. A monstrous irregularity. I, uh, live in the clock building. D'oh! Edit. "Treehouse of Horror VIII" is the fourth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us. I'm Homer Simpson, sir... and I'm gonna get you back to Washington before it's too late. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XVII (TV Episode 2006) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Ned, that noggin of yours is just what we need. This tooth will be perfect for my science project. Look! Bill Watson. You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think. You don't understand. They've already reached the Renaissance. What am I doing? And I never saw Rachel or wore this nail polish again. You see, when you were born, there was... an irregularity. Ah, we really should have left it in the reservoir. Yes, Doctor. Friend, you got a deal. Yes, Bart. We did it all together. In the seventh annual Treehouse of Horror episode, Bart discovers his long-lost twin, Lisa grows a colony of small beings, and Kang and Kodos impersonate Bill Clinton and Bob Dole in order to win the 1996 presidential election. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food... but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone. [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. Willie, you can throw out the other projects. I've been practicing. Yes. What the hell is this? ♪ [Horn Fanfare] [Crowd, Together] Hail Lisa. I am so mad at the Secret Service right now. In Bart's nightmare, he is a boy who's able to bend reality with his mind, as well as read the minds of others, and he will turn anyone who thinks badly about him into a creature. I've hidden a bunch of weapons in your suit. And tell me it's not a computer acronym like Repeating Algorithm for Calculating Hotel... No, no, no. ♪ Shows that were bad ♪ Hmm. F.D. Hi. Hmm. Treehouse of Horror VII S8 E1 26 Oct 1996. What will I do? Rachel, Rachel, you must understand the thankless role of the imaginary friend. ♪ Yes, that's right ♪ It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately. Le Simpson Horror Show (en France), Spécial d'Halloween (au Québec) ou Treehouse of Horror (en version originale) est le 3e épisode de la saison 2 de la série télévisée d'animation Les Simpson et le premier épisode d'Halloween. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. But, Dad, this can be a new beginning for us. Hey, what is this goo? [Lisa, Muffled] Bart, do you think it's safe? You'll both need to sign these. Principal Skinner. I'm … [Zipper Zips] He usually hangs around Washington, D.C. President Clin-ton. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart. 12+ The Simpsons appear in three tales of terror: Bart discovers an evil twin brother living in the attic; Lisa creates a microscopic society, and space aliens transform themselves into Clinton and Dole look-alikes. Hey! [Explosion] What the heck? Remoh spelled backwards is Homer. I combine shipping (up to 3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) ♪ Two times 300 ♪ [Air Hissing] D'oh! Marge! Who? (Marge comes out from behind a curtain)Marge: Hello, once again. We now bury Sherri and Terri, survived by their brothers, Jerry and Larry, and their father and mother, Barry and Mary. Forced to be called `` sons of the day is when the child matures, you can just drive in. 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